WhatsApp Status: My phone storage is full… mostly with screenshots I’ll never look at again.

WhatsApp Status: I finally got eight hours of sleep… it took me three days, but still.

WhatsApp Status: Currently pretending to work.

WhatsApp Status: Life is short. Eat the dessert first.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not arguing… I’m explaining loudly.

WhatsApp Status: Out of office: I am always out of office. The office was a mistake for everyone involved.