WhatsApp Status: Current mood: hungry.

WhatsApp Status: Online… but mentally on vacation.

WhatsApp Status: My credit card and my self-control are not on speaking terms and haven’t been since Black Friday 2019.

WhatsApp Status: Eating healthy is fine until someone opens a bag of crisps in the same postcode as me.

WhatsApp Status: Just walked into a room and completely forgot why. The room also seems confused. We’re both doing our best.

WhatsApp Status: I’m available…but not like, too available.