WhatsApp Status: I tried to think before speaking… it didn’t help.

WhatsApp Status: I have a lot of hidden talents… unfortunately they stay hidden.

WhatsApp Status: I started cleaning my room and found snacks I lost last week.

WhatsApp Status: My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it.

WhatsApp Status: I didn’t trip… I was testing gravity. It still works.

WhatsApp Status: I wish common sense was more common.