WhatsApp Status: I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

WhatsApp Status: I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.

WhatsApp Status: My talents include finding the slowest queue to stand in at the shops.

WhatsApp Status: All my life I thought air was free … until I bought a bag of chips.

WhatsApp Status: If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking.

WhatsApp Status: I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my cellphone.