WhatsApp Status: I went to bed early… then spent three hours on my phone.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not procrastinating… I’m just prioritizing snacks.

WhatsApp Status: I like long romantic walks… to the fridge.

WhatsApp Status: I need a personal assistant just to remind me where I put my phone.

WhatsApp Status: My brain: “Let’s sleep.” My phone: “One more video.”

WhatsApp Status: I have a degree in Googling things quickly.