WhatsApp Status: I’m not a morning person or a night person. I’m more of a ‘briefly functional between 2 and 4pm’ person.

WhatsApp Status: Online at 2am because my thoughts don’t respect office hours.

WhatsApp Status: Trying to be a morning person. The morning is not trying back.

WhatsApp Status: My brain at night: “Let’s remember embarrassing things from 2009.”

WhatsApp Status: I keep my phone on silent… mostly to avoid responsibilities.

WhatsApp Status: I tried to be organized once… it was very confusing.