WhatsApp Status: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

WhatsApp Status: Stop worrying about the world ending today – it’s already tomorrow in Australia.

WhatsApp Status: I badly need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

WhatsApp Status: Please don’t touch my emotional support pile of unread books.

WhatsApp Status: We all have that friend who says ‘I’ll be there around seven’, and then shows up around nine.

WhatsApp Status: The secret to happiness in life is never quite knowing what you’re doing.