WhatsApp Status: Yesterday I did nothing, and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

WhatsApp Status: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

WhatsApp Status: I’m so tired that my tired is tired.

WhatsApp Status: I used to like my neighbours … until they put a password on their WiFi.

WhatsApp Status: If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

WhatsApp Status: Why are they called ‘apartments’ if they are all stuck together?