WhatsApp Status: I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED.

WhatsApp Status: My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

WhatsApp Status: Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

WhatsApp Status: I’m more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying.

WhatsApp Status: Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

WhatsApp Status: Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.