WhatsApp Status: Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

WhatsApp Status: Treat each day as if it were your last; one day, you’ll be right.

WhatsApp Status: Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.

WhatsApp Status: That annoying moment when the TV adverts are so long, that you forget what you were watching.

WhatsApp Status: Take a deep breath. It’s just a bad day, not a bad life.

WhatsApp Status: Life is short, so chat fast!