WhatsApp Status: I didn’t trip… I was testing gravity. It still works.

WhatsApp Status: I wish common sense was more common.

WhatsApp Status: My phone storage is full… mostly with screenshots I’ll never look at again.

WhatsApp Status: I finally got eight hours of sleep… it took me three days, but still.

WhatsApp Status: Currently pretending to work.

WhatsApp Status: Life is short. Eat the dessert first.