WhatsApp Status: I’m not arguing… I’m explaining loudly.

WhatsApp Status: Out of office: I am always out of office. The office was a mistake for everyone involved.

WhatsApp Status: Busy doing nothing but doing it very seriously.

WhatsApp Status: Currently unavailable. Please leave a message I will read and not reply to for several days.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not a complete idiot—some parts are missing, but the core foundation is solid.

WhatsApp Status: If life gives you lemons, check the receipt. You might be able to trade them for tacos.