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Facebook Status: I’m silently correcting your grammar.
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Facebook Status: Stress spelled backwards is desserts. Just saying.
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Facebook Status: Coffee first. Adulting later.
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Facebook Status: I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
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Facebook Status: I’m multitasking: procrastinating and being tired at the same time.
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Facebook Status: Work hard so your dog can have a better life.
