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Facebook Status: My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat.
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Facebook Status: Running on coffee and chaos.
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Facebook Status: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
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Facebook Status: I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
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Facebook Status: Today’s mood: optimistic but slightly hungry.
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Facebook Status: I’m on a seafood diet—I see food and I eat it.
