Facebook Status: Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

Facebook Status: Later is the best time to do anything.

Facebook Status: Nobody knows everything, but everybody knows something.

Facebook Status: If you don’t like something, change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it. – Mary Engelbreit.

Facebook Status: Never look back. If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe, she would not have become a princess.

Facebook Status: Forget all of the cliche reboots. Which movie should be retold from a different point of view?