Facebook Status: Life is a game but I don’t know any of the rules and I somehow keep fighting my shoelaces.

Facebook Status: There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they have fallen in love.

Facebook Status: I forgot to work out today. That’s five years in a row now!

Facebook Status: Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more birthdays live longer.

Facebook Status: Line-dancing was originally invented by people waiting in line for the bathroom.

Facebook Status: Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.