Facebook Status: I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time: lunch-time, break-time, bed-time, off-time, any time, all the time.

Facebook Status: When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

Facebook Status: Unicorns do exist – they’re just fat, grey and we call them rhinos.

Facebook Status: An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

Facebook Status: If you could use a break-up line rather than a pick-up line, what would you say?

Facebook Status: If you want to change your life, change your mind.