WhatsApp Status: Monday is one of my favourite days of the week – my seventh favourite day.

WhatsApp Status: The greatest pleasure in life is doing things that people say you can’t do.

WhatsApp Status: The only constant is change, except when you’re at a vending machine.

WhatsApp Status: Never laugh at your partner’s choices … You’re one of them.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t need a hairstylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

WhatsApp Status: BRB. Going to go find new ways to annoy my colleagues.