WhatsApp Status: My phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery, but it has enough battery to keep screaming “Low battery! Low battery!”

WhatsApp Status: Mosquitos are like family. Annoying, but they carry your blood.

WhatsApp Status: Monday is like a maths problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

WhatsApp Status: I saw a shampoo with the title “rich-looking.” So I washed my purse.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t have bad handwriting, I have my own font.