WhatsApp Status: Sorry about those texts I sent you last night – my phone was drunk.

WhatsApp Status: True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.

WhatsApp Status: I need Google in my brain.

WhatsApp Status: Beauty is like the moon – it looks much better at night.

WhatsApp Status: Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I’m tired of solving them for you.

WhatsApp Status: I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation twice a year.