Facebook Status: Amazing people like us don’t go to sleep, but sleep comes to us!

Facebook Status: People are funny. They spend money they haven’t earned, buy things they don’t need, and try to impress people they don’t like.

Facebook Status: That awkward moment when you accidentally click on Internet Explorer, and you have to wait for it to load so you can close it again.

Facebook Status: Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, and often wrong answers.

Facebook Status: Line-dancing was originally invented by women waiting in line for the bathroom.

Facebook Status: A single lie discovered is enough to create doubt over every truth expressed.