Facebook Status: To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it and whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash.

Facebook Status: Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

Facebook Status: If your partner cooks, you clean. It’s a relationship, not an employment contract.

Facebook Status: Trying to talk your partner out of a bad fashion choice is a fool’s game. Just accept this is what you signed up for.

Facebook Status: Despite all of the cruelty in the world, kindness persists. And I think for that, we should be thankful.

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