Facebook Status: How did the Easter Bunny get a permit to visit millions of houses while the rest of us were stuck in lockdown?

Facebook Status: Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student.

Facebook Status: Which song annoys you every time you hear it? I’ll go first, Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ is like nails on a chalkboard.

Facebook Status: Life doesn’t give you what you want. It gives you what you work for.

Facebook Status: Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

Facebook Status: Let’s play a game: name a superpower you’d love to have and the next person will need to tell you your weakness.