Facebook Status: There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

Facebook Status: All that glitters is not gold but I’d rather be rich than poor when I’m old.

Facebook Status: I forgot to work out today. That’s five years in a row!

Facebook Status: LIKE if you hate it when someone tags you in a photo you look horrible in because they happen to look so good in it.

Facebook Status: I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.

Facebook Status: If something’s not going right, try left.