Facebook Status: Love is like fire – it can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.

Facebook Status: Forgive your enemies. It annoys them to no end.

Facebook Status: Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

Facebook Status: One day, your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Facebook Status: Fairy tales are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons exist but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. – Neil Gaiman.

Facebook Status: You look like I need a drink.