WhatsApp Status: Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

WhatsApp Status: I love my job…but only when I’m on vacation.

WhatsApp Status: All my life I thought air was free…until I bought a bag of chips.

WhatsApp Status: True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people…together.

WhatsApp Status: Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.

WhatsApp Status: If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂