• WhatsApp Status: Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

  • WhatsApp Status: Life is Short – Chat Fast!

  • WhatsApp Status: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

  • WhatsApp Status: I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

  • WhatsApp Status: I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.

  • WhatsApp Status: Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.