WhatsApp Status: A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t go anywhere until you change it.

WhatsApp Status: I used to like my neighbours…until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

WhatsApp Status: Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are overweight.

WhatsApp Status: I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

WhatsApp Status: I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.

WhatsApp Status: Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.