WhatsApp Status: I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

WhatsApp Status: Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.

WhatsApp Status: Keep smiling – it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

WhatsApp Status: My phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery, but it has enough battery to keep screaming: ‘Low battery! Low battery!’

WhatsApp Status: For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

WhatsApp Status: I saw a shampoo with the title ‘rich-looking.’ So I washed my purse.