• WhatsApp Status: When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

  • WhatsApp Status: I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation … twice a year.

  • WhatsApp Status: The greatest pleasure in life is doing things that people say you can’t.

  • WhatsApp Status: Smiling does not necessarily mean you’re happy. Sometimes it just means you’re strong.

  • WhatsApp Status: You miss 100 per cent of the shots you never take.

  • WhatsApp Status: Happiness is not a goal; it is a way of life.