WhatsApp Status: My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.

WhatsApp Status: Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

WhatsApp Status: ‘Success’ depends on the second letter.

WhatsApp Status: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.

WhatsApp Status: 10. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED.

WhatsApp Status: I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.