Facebook Status: Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca.

Facebook Status: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Facebook Status: The best can’t find you until you put the worst behind you.

Facebook Status: There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I’ll kill you all.

Facebook Status: I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk.

Facebook Status: Parallel lines have so much in common – it’s a shame they’ll never meet.