Facebook Status: Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

Facebook Status: It hurts when you go to unfriend someone, only to find they’ve beaten you to it!

Facebook Status: Keep calm and know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not, it will tell you who can fix it.

Facebook Status: Most people have more than the international average number of arms.

Facebook Status: Dreams are the answers to questions that we haven’t yet figured out how to ask.

Facebook Status: Tetris taught me that when you try to fit, in you’ll disappear.