Facebook Status: Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, and often wrong answers.

Facebook Status: Line-dancing was originally invented by women waiting in line for the bathroom.

Facebook Status: A single lie discovered is enough to create doubt over every truth expressed.

Facebook Status: The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.

Facebook Status: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Facebook Status: People’s words affect you only as much as you let them.