Facebook Status: I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Facebook Status: Back in five minutes. If not, read this status again.

Facebook Status: I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.

Facebook Status: Amazing people like us don’t go to sleep, but sleep comes to us!

Facebook Status: People are funny. They spend money they haven’t earned, buy things they don’t need, and try to impress people they don’t like.

Facebook Status: That awkward moment when you accidentally click on Internet Explorer, and you have to wait for it to load so you can close it again.