Facebook Status: The beginning of success is to be different; the beginning of failure is to be the same.

Facebook Status: A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

Facebook Status: Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different.

Facebook Status: Live your everyday of life like it’s the last day of your life.

Facebook Status: Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook – if you can read this then you got lucky.

Facebook Status: That awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.