WhatsApp Status: Why are they called apartments, if they are all stuck together?

WhatsApp Status: Life is a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

WhatsApp Status: Never steal, the government hates competition.

WhatsApp Status: When your cellphone battery is on 1% anyone who sends a message or calls immediately becomes the enemy.

WhatsApp Status: Treat each day as your last; one day you’ll be right.

WhatsApp Status: If there is watermelon why isn’t there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon? You know…the elemelons.