• WhatsApp Status: When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

  • WhatsApp Status: Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. My 7th favourite day.

  • WhatsApp Status: You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

  • WhatsApp Status: Love is like fire. It can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.

  • WhatsApp Status: If you want to change your life: change your mind.

  • WhatsApp Status: Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.