WhatsApp Status: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

WhatsApp Status: I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

WhatsApp Status: I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.

WhatsApp Status: Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

WhatsApp Status: Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.