WhatsApp Status: Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are overweight.

WhatsApp Status: I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

WhatsApp Status: I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.

WhatsApp Status: Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.

WhatsApp Status: Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

WhatsApp Status: I love my job…but only when I’m on vacation.