WhatsApp Status: My phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery, but it has enough battery to keep screaming: ‘Low battery! Low battery!’

WhatsApp Status: For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

WhatsApp Status: I saw a shampoo with the title ‘rich-looking.’ So I washed my purse.

WhatsApp Status: My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.

WhatsApp Status: Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

WhatsApp Status: ‘Success’ depends on the second letter.