WhatsApp Status: When your cellphone battery is on one per cent, anyone who sends a message or calls immediately becomes the enemy.

WhatsApp Status: Treat each day as your last; one day, you’ll be right.

WhatsApp Status: If there are watermelons, why aren’t there firemelons, airmelons and earthmelons? You know … the elemelons.

WhatsApp Status: When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

WhatsApp Status: I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation … twice a year.

WhatsApp Status: The greatest pleasure in life is doing things that people say you can’t.