WhatsApp Status: Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

WhatsApp Status: Don’t be afraid to step on people – Mario made a career out of it.

WhatsApp Status: Nothing ruins a Friday more than realising that today is Tuesday.

WhatsApp Status: I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

WhatsApp Status: Treat me like a queen, and I’ll treat you like a king. But if you treat me like a game, then I’ll show you how it’s played.

WhatsApp Status: Friendship is like a violin: the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.