Facebook Status: Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student

Facebook Status: A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.

Facebook Status: Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you know everything.

Facebook Status: Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to 🙂

Facebook Status: Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’?

Facebook Status: A big shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money!