Facebook Status: A closed mouth is an open ear, the less you talk the more you hear.

Facebook Status: All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

Facebook Status: What do children know/do better than adults?

Facebook Status: What do you think about most? The past, the present or the future?

Facebook Status: If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? (You can’t wish for another wish, or money.)

Facebook Status: I just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.