Facebook Status: Forget your favourite superhero, which villain would you be if you had half a chance?

Facebook Status: The hardest part of acting like you don’t care, is knowing how much you actually do.

Facebook Status: Those at the top of the mountain didn’t fall there. They got there with hard work, sweat and tears.

Facebook Status: I’m only liking your status to let you know that I read it so you won’t try to tell me about it later.

Facebook Status: The dream is free but the hustle is sold separately.

Facebook Status: By a show of LIKES, how many of you have you exceeded the speed limit this week?