Facebook Status: Despite all of the cruelty in the world, kindness persists. And I think for that, we should be thankful.

Facebook Status: Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

Facebook Status: Please don’t invited me on your hike. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Facebook Status: With all of the statuses out there about hustling, don’t forget to take a breath and be proud of how far you’ve come.

Facebook Status: If you don’t believe in miracles, perhaps you’ve forgotten you are one.

Facebook Status: A closed mouth is an open ear – the less you talk, the more you hear.