WhatsApp Status: I tried to lose weight but it keeps finding me.

WhatsApp Status: That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t have bad handwriting – I have my own font.

WhatsApp Status: Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

WhatsApp Status: Does my idea sound as good as it did yesterday? Or am I just perpetually plagued by self-doubt?

WhatsApp Status: I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.