WhatsApp Status: I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.

WhatsApp Status: I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes.

WhatsApp Status: Always wear cute pajamas to bed. You never know who you might meet in your dreams.

WhatsApp Status: A bank is a place that will lend you money, but only if you can prove that you don’t need it.

WhatsApp Status: Hey there, WhatsApp is using me.

WhatsApp Status: Monday is like a maths problem – add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.