Facebook Status: Dear YouTube, I am always going to skip ads.

Facebook Status: Telling me you’re going to unfollow me is like announcing you’re leaving a party you weren’t even invited to.

Facebook Status Update: A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.

Facebook Status Update: I’m just gonna let my pillow decide my hairstyle for tomorrow. WOW! Amazing content: Dial *120*2036#

Facebook Status Update: When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

Facebook Status Update: Let’s observe a moment of silence for those who saw my post but didn’t like it.