Facebook Status: It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they’ve beat you to it!

Facebook Status: Keep calm and know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not it will tell you who can fix it.

Facebook Status: I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart…

Facebook Status: Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Facebook Status: I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time: lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, anytime, all the time.

Facebook Status: When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight, to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.