Facebook Status: My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like a toaster.

Facebook Status: Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different?

Facebook Status: I don’t have a bad handwriting – I have my own font.

Facebook Status: I have stopped counting the days – I now make every day count.

Facebook Status: That awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face.

Facebook Status: Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished.